(Source : teaswift, via pippihn)

saltybalthy:

sticler:

sassy-gay-dust:

omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon

“take the bark for a walk”

“hey could you feed the meows”

“hey look at all those moos”

woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF

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(Source : soclest, via ararewinchestersmile)

yamsy:

raptorific:

Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is

*laughs tastefully*

(via benfluffshaw)


Benvolio: In love?
Romeo: Out.
Benvolio: Of love?
Romeo: Out of her favor where I am in love.
Benvolio: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source : ofelrond, via its-immortalitymy--darlings)

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(Source : howunpleasant-moved, via spacemutie)

accurate portrayal of midgardians

(Source : odnson, via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)

Reblog if you will answer EVERY ANON in your ask right now.

disneyrelatedboy:

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talkingsoup:

axialskeleton:

axialskeleton:

axialskeleton:

axialskeleton:

you guys wanna hear a joke

ok ok ok ok 

how many ears does captain kirk have??

thREE

A LEFT EAR, A RIGHT EAR

AND A FINAL FRONT EAR

DAMN YOU

(Source : expensiveface, via hiddlewiggles)

peggyleads:

legolastouchedthebutt:

nayx:

making my way downtown oh my fucking god where am i

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#that should not have been as funny as it was

(via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)